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If you live in Memphis, then you know who Prince Mongo is.

mick-the-stick-jagger:

I think I may vote for him.

pokernon:

mom: *puts best selfie of me on the fridge*

"

Physically, yes I can live without you. 
I can eat, breathe, and sleep easily without you.

But if I’m not sharing half of a medium pizza with you, then I don’t want to eat.

And if I can’t feel your body move up and down as you breathe, I see no purpose in breathing.

And if I’m not waking up chest deep wrapped in your arms, then I don’t want to sleep.

"
-i’ve never wanted someone this badly (via fearlessknightsandfairytales)

idunwin:

melanoleuca:

Remember when there was a 7 mile spanking machine on spongebob and no one said anything about it ever

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image bring me the booty

arcticmonkies:

Do my dark undereye circles and unwashed hair turn you on